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Leo, the Popsicle, and the Almost Update

Hello fans!

It’s been a while, but as I’m sure you’ve noticed…there has not been much news. DiCaprio has been biking. He ate a popsicle. It was red.

This is the great journalistic material we’re being given.

As Marcie pointed out below, there WAS a new Django still…but not a legal one, so it had to go. Suffice it to say, it involves a scowl and a pipe that most cartoon villains would find embarrassing. Also some creative lighting that calls to mind Jack Sparrow eyeliner.

Not interesting? Okay; we understand that since the Weinstein Company has requested we lose the photo.

Margot Robbie and Rob Reiner are rumored to be cast in Wolf of Wall Street.

No?

How about this article (from VH1, in this case) that suggests DiCaprio is a woman from the 1960s, probably started by the same person who thought Nicholas Cage was a vampire from the Civil War.

Other than that, someone ask Mr. DiCaprio to attend a charity gala or buy more art until the DiCaprio Smokes Old Timey Tobacco film series resumes in December.

Have a great week everyone; we will get busier around here soon! Stop by the gallery and leave a donation until then–perhaps Marcie can dig up some rare photos to amuse us.