4:17 p.m.
Leonardo DiCaprio is here now. He’s in the southwest corner of the ballroom tucked in with Fox chief Jim Gianopulos. It’s as if someone tilted the whole room toward him. Official event photographers have already been told “no photos” but one suicidally ambitious female guest has already inched in next to him for a personal photo, despite placards at the door stating that the ballroom is a “Selfie Free Zone.”

LOS ANGELES, CA – JANUARY 09: (EXCLUSIVE COVERAGE) British Consul General Southwest Region United States Chris O’Connor (L) and actor Leonardo DiCaprio attend the BAFTA Los Angeles Awards Season Tea at Four Seasons Hotel Los Angeles at Beverly Hills on January 9, 2016 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Kevork Djansezian/BAFTA LA/Getty Images for BAFTA LA)

DiCaprio’s “Revenant” beard is gone. He does have a goatee. He’s vaping on what appears to be an e-cigarette pen. He will leave through the back door.